to be continued?

Poker

2009-01-12T02:09:32Z

This is all today.... and today wasnt even that bad....

Dealt to SecretOfMana [9c 9s]
BirringS raises to $1.50
SecretOfMana raises to $5
BirringS calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Jc 5d Jd]
SecretOfMana bets $7
BirringS raises to $24.15, and is all in
SecretOfMana calls $17.15
BirringS shows [8s 8d]
SecretOfMana shows [9c 9s]
*** TURN *** [Jc 5d Jd] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [Jc 5d Jd 6d] [8c]
BirringS shows a full house, Eights full of Jacks
SecretOfMana shows two pair, Jacks and Nines
BirringS wins the pot ($57.80) with a full house, Eights full of Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $58.30 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc 5d Jd 6d 8c]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (big blind) showed [9c 9s] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Nines
Seat 2: BirringS (small blind) showed [8s 8d] and won ($57.80) with a full house, Eights full of Jacks
[07:46] raythebanisher: FullTiltPoker Game #9977439214: Table Mandy (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 7:23:27 ET - 2009/01/11
Seat 1: SecretOfMana ($45.85)
Seat 2: CrazyThief1 ($42.70)
CrazyThief1 posts the small blind of $0.25
SecretOfMana posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SecretOfMana [Th Ks]
CrazyThief1 raises to $1.50
SecretOfMana raises to $5
CrazyThief1 calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [4h 4d 5h]
SecretOfMana bets $7
CrazyThief1 raises to $37.70, and is all in
SecretOfMana calls $30.70
CrazyThief1 shows [9s Kh]
SecretOfMana shows [Th Ks]
*** TURN *** [4h 4d 5h] [9d]
*** RIVER *** [4h 4d 5h 9d] [2c]
CrazyThief1 shows two pair, Nines and Fours
SecretOfMana shows a pair of Fours
CrazyThief1 wins the pot ($84.90) with two pair, Nines and Fours
CrazyThief1 is sitting out

Dealt to SecretOfMana [Qc Qd]
SecretOfMana raises to $1.50
Mauzzy07 raises to $4.50
SecretOfMana raises to $15
Mauzzy07 calls $10.50
*** FLOP *** [Qs Kd 2h]
Mauzzy07 checks
SecretOfMana checks
*** TURN *** [Qs Kd 2h] [Ac]
Mauzzy07 checks
SecretOfMana bets $16
Mauzzy07 has 15 seconds left to act
Mauzzy07 raises to $40.80, and is all in
SecretOfMana calls $24.80
Mauzzy07 shows [Ks Ad]
SecretOfMana shows [Qc Qd]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Kd 2h Ac] [Kh]
Mauzzy07 shows a full house, Kings full of Aces
SecretOfMana shows a full house, Queens full of Kings
Mauzzy07 wins the pot ($111.10) with a full house, Kings full of Aces

Dealt to SecretOfMana [Th Td]
SecretOfMana raises to $1.50
katmando_06 raises to $4.50
SecretOfMana raises to $31.50
katmando_06 calls $14.25, and is all in
SecretOfMana shows [Th Td]
katmando_06 shows [As 3d]
Uncalled bet of $12.75 returned to SecretOfMana
*** FLOP *** [Ad Kh 4s]
*** TURN *** [Ad Kh 4s] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [Ad Kh 4s Jh] [8c]
SecretOfMana shows a pair of Tens
katmando_06 shows a pair of Aces
katmando_06 wins the pot ($37) with a pair of Aces
katmando_06 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $37.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Ad Kh 4s Jh 8c]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (small blind) showed [Th Td] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: katmando_06 (big blind) showed [As 3d] and won ($37) with a pair of Aces

Dealt to SecretOfMana [Ah As]
SecretOfMana raises to $1.50
WinMeSomeMoney calls $1
*** FLOP *** [2s 5d 5c]
WinMeSomeMoney checks
SecretOfMana bets $3
WinMeSomeMoney calls $3
*** TURN *** [2s 5d 5c] [6h]
WinMeSomeMoney checks
SecretOfMana bets $9
WinMeSomeMoney calls $5.70, and is all in
SecretOfMana shows [Ah As]
WinMeSomeMoney shows [5s Td]
Uncalled bet of $3.30 returned to SecretOfMana
*** RIVER *** [2s 5d 5c 6h] [Jd]
SecretOfMana shows two pair, Aces and Fives
WinMeSomeMoney shows three of a kind, Fives
WinMeSomeMoney wins the pot ($19.90) with three of a kind, Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $20.40 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2s 5d 5c 6h Jd]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (small blind) showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 2: WinMeSomeMoney (big blind) showed [5s Td] and won ($19.90) with three of a kind, Fiv

Dealt to SecretOfMana [Kd Js]
RaysOfSunshine raises to $1.50
SecretOfMana raises to $5
RaysOfSunshine raises to $15
SecretOfMana raises to $152.40, and is all in
RaysOfSunshine calls $67.40, and is all in
SecretOfMana shows [Kd Js]
RaysOfSunshine shows [3h Qh]
Uncalled bet of $70 returned to SecretOfMana
*** FLOP *** [Td Ts 3c]
*** TURN *** [Td Ts 3c] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [Td Ts 3c 8c] [2c]
SecretOfMana shows a pair of Tens
RaysOfSunshine shows two pair, Tens and Threes
RaysOfSunshine wins the pot ($164.30) with two pair, Tens and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $164.80 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Td Ts 3c 8c 2c]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (big blind) showed [Kd Js] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine (small blind) showed [3h Qh] and won ($164.30) with two pair, Tens and Threes

Dealt to SecretOfMana [Jh 8h]
SecretOfMana has 15 seconds left to act
SecretOfMana raises to $1.50
RaysOfSunshine raises to $5.50
SecretOfMana calls $4
*** FLOP *** [8c 6d Ts]
RaysOfSunshine bets $11
SecretOfMana has 15 seconds left to act
SecretOfMana calls $11
*** TURN *** [8c 6d Ts] [Jd]
RaysOfSunshine bets $133.20, and is all in
SecretOfMana calls $65.25, and is all in
RaysOfSunshine shows [Tc Ah]
SecretOfMana shows [Jh 8h]
Uncalled bet of $67.95 returned to RaysOfSunshine
*** RIVER *** [8c 6d Ts Jd] [Ac]
RaysOfSunshine shows two pair, Aces and Tens
SecretOfMana shows two pair, Jacks and Eights
RaysOfSunshine wins the pot ($163) with two pair, Aces and Tens
SecretOfMana is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $163.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [8c 6d Ts Jd Ac]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (small blind) showed [Jh 8h] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine (big blind) showed [Tc Ah] and won ($163) with two pair, Aces and Tens

Dealt to SecretOfMana [8h 8s]
RaysOfSunshine raises to $1.50
SecretOfMana raises to $5
RaysOfSunshine calls $3.50
*** FLOP *** [Qc 2d Qd]
SecretOfMana bets $7
RaysOfSunshine raises to $218.85, and is all in
SecretOfMana calls $42.10, and is all in
RaysOfSunshine shows [7d Jd]
SecretOfMana shows [8h 8s]
Uncalled bet of $169.75 returned to RaysOfSunshine
*** TURN *** [Qc 2d Qd] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [Qc 2d Qd 2s] [Jh]
RaysOfSunshine shows two pair, Queens and Jacks
SecretOfMana shows two pair, Queens and Eights
RaysOfSunshine wins the pot ($107.70) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
SecretOfMana is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $108.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Qc 2d Qd 2s Jh]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (big blind) showed [8h 8s] and lost with two pair, Queens and Eights
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine (small blind) showed [7d Jd] and won ($107.70) with two pair, Queens and Jacks

Dealt to SecretOfMana [8c 8d]
RaysOfSunshine calls $0.25
SecretOfMana raises to $50, and is all in
RaysOfSunshine calls $49.50
SecretOfMana shows [8c 8d]
RaysOfSunshine shows [Kd Qc]
*** FLOP *** [7d Jc Jh]
*** TURN *** [7d Jc Jh] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [7d Jc Jh Kh] [5d]
SecretOfMana shows two pair, Jacks and Eights
RaysOfSunshine shows two pair, Kings and Jacks
RaysOfSunshine wins the pot ($99.50) with two pair, Kings and Jacks
SecretOfMana is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $100 | Rake $0.50
Board: [7d Jc Jh Kh 5d]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (big blind) showed [8c 8d] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Eights
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine (small blind) showed [Kd Qc] and won ($99.50) with two pair, Kings and Jacks

After these 4 hands in a row against the same guy I just gave up... I wanted to win once..

FullTiltPoker Game #9989459261: Table Pity (heads up) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:28:46 ET - 2009/01/11
Seat 1: SecretOfMana ($51.25)
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine ($337.20)
SecretOfMana posts the small blind of $0.25
RaysOfSunshine posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SecretOfMana [7s 5s]
SecretOfMana raises to $1.50
RaysOfSunshine raises to $337.20, and is all in
SecretOfMana calls $49.75, and is all in
RaysOfSunshine shows [Jc Ah]
SecretOfMana shows [7s 5s]
Uncalled bet of $285.95 returned to RaysOfSunshine
*** FLOP *** [2c Kh 8d]
*** TURN *** [2c Kh 8d] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [2c Kh 8d Ts] [9s]
RaysOfSunshine shows Ace King high
SecretOfMana shows King Ten high
RaysOfSunshine wins the pot ($102) with Ace King high
SecretOfMana is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $102.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [2c Kh 8d Ts 9s]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (small blind) showed [7s 5s] and lost with King Ten high
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine (big blind) showed [Jc Ah] and won ($102) with Ace King high

Seat 1: SecretOfMana ($56.10)
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine ($282.85)
SecretOfMana posts the small blind of $0.25
RaysOfSunshine posts the big blind of $0.50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to SecretOfMana [Tc 6h]
SecretOfMana raises to $1.50
RaysOfSunshine raises to $5.50
SecretOfMana raises to $56.10, and is all in
RaysOfSunshine calls $50.60
SecretOfMana shows [Tc 6h]
RaysOfSunshine shows [Qs Kd]
*** FLOP *** [4h 3d 2h]
*** TURN *** [4h 3d 2h] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [4h 3d 2h 4s] [3c]
SecretOfMana shows two pair, Fours and Threes
RaysOfSunshine shows two pair, Fours and Threes
RaysOfSunshine wins the pot ($111.70) with two pair, Fours and Threes
SecretOfMana is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $112.20 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4h 3d 2h 4s 3c]
Seat 1: SecretOfMana (small blind) showed [Tc 6h] and lost with two pair, Fours and Threes
Seat 2: RaysOfSunshine (big blind) showed [Qs Kd] and won ($111.70) with two pair, Fours and Threes

busy busy

2008-02-16T23:32:44Z

Lots of things to do... most of you know whats going on in my life.. I wanna make an intresting entry. BUt I'm really tired... maybe I'll think of something funny to put on later. I know I havnt been hanging out with everyone as often as I should have. But it'll be better now... I think.

Still alive

2007-12-29T15:19:28Z

Sorry for the lack of updating, although lots of interesting things happened, I wont go into detail about it. Here's a summary of what my life is like right now.

-Broke ass poor

Um... the rest is the usual.

Anyway, yesterday I went with Eric (Li) to SF on a whim, since he was getting a iphone and I feel like walking around. So we get to SF only to find that that person who he was getting it from is not answering his cell phone anyway. Thus Eric and I decided to walk around and find Chinatown for some foodaments. To our surprise we found it rather quickly thanks to the help of fellow random people on the sidewalk. Anyway, we went into a random Chinese restaurant, partially because two non-Chinese fellows was standing outside the restaurant saying how good it was, (Mistake #1) We ended up ordering enough to satisfy 4 people (mistake #2), after all that the bill came out to be more than $20 a person... (sonava). The food was shit.

After wards, he needed to go to the center shopping thingie to get something, and we did. During this trip we figured out a code system inwhich to alert each other in the case a really hot girl walking towards us, so we can check her out(We're not doing this cus we're fags, we were just that bored). We had a different signal in-case of a really ugly one too. The code we used was "DING" for a hot girl, and "DONG" for a ugly one. So the rest of the trip was a just a mix of "DING DONG the witch is gone, the witch is gone, the bitch is gone, DING DONG...."

On a sad note, we did see some a old homeless guy almost die, from old age or the cold I'm not sure(I think he died later, not sure). We also walked past a homeless guy on the street to which Eric commented "Ugh, whats that spell" as we walked past him. I turned my head to look, only to find two cheeks and nose behind it smiling back at me, with two piles of human feces on the ground. My next action, was of-course to tell Eric to turn around, so he can also witness the glory that I've just experienced. That being said, its not funny at all. The old guy was homeless and obviously not cared for, the pants he had on had shit stains on it, and it doesnt look like he knows whats going on. In other words, he failed at life. It might not be his fault, who knows. But the end result is a guy living the rest of his meaningless existence out on the streets, waiting to die alone in a pair of shitstained pants. Which reminds me, remember to take care of your grandparents folks.

Well, that's about it. This wasn't the most exciting thing that happened since my last post, but it has a pic or two Eric took without reason.

Me at the crappy Chinese place

Eric at the crappy Chinese place

No way anyone can recognize #1 without searching for it

2007-11-28T10:50:11Z

Taken from zhoxy, who took it off mangaka_chan.

Rules:

Step 1: Put your iTunes or equivalent on random.
Step 2: Post the first (two) line(s) from the first 10 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Bold out the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 4: Looking them up on Google, any other search engine (or Gendou.com) is CHEATING!

over 70-80% of my songs are OSTs, so I exluded lots of albums. I still get alot of instrumentals with this playlist I put up. Of 1361 songs, here are the first 10 with lyrics in them. I skipped over any song that I never heard of before, also skipped any song that I cant find lyrics for after ALOT of searching.

1. (Japanese) Kuroi ame ni utare yoru o samayou, Kizutsuita karada ashidori wa omoku.
Translation: In the black pouring rain, I wander the night,my steps falling heavily with my injured frame
obscurity: ****/5
(Not happening, I dont even know if anyone has played this game before. I havnt)

2. (Chinese) Na Ge Tou Fa Chang Chang Shuo Hua Dai Dong Zuo, Bu Jiu Yi Qian Hai Da Xiao De Ni.
Translation: The one with long hair, speaking with signals, Laughing not too long ago you were.
obscurity: ***/5
(You might be able to get this one if you watch lots of chinese soaps, I have lots of OSTs from Soaps... but never watched any of them, never even heard of this artist's name before now either)

</b></a>whited4arkness 3. Chorus: *Where did you go? I miss you so. It feels like its been forever, since you've been gone* "She said that days I feel like shit, somedays I wanna quit, and just be normal for abit."
obscurity: */5
(Freebee)

</b></a>soulreaverz 4. (Chinese) 我的心唱首歌给你听, 歌词是如此的甜蜜, 可是我害羞我没有勇气, 对你说一句我爱你.
Translation: I'll sing the song in my heart for you, the lyrics is so sweet, but I dont have the courage, to say to you I love you.
obscurity: **/5
(popular song not long ago, but you have to listen to alot of chinese music to know this. I donno it...)

5. (Japanese with English) ......... Kissu she te goodbye, alito ano yumono, megumi yu... image wo mete... image wo mete kure.
Tranlsation: Something about kiss, and something about image.
obscurity: */5
(not the first two lines, but I want someone to recognize this... think of it as another freeby)

6. When the evening falls and the daylight is fading, from within me calls - could it be I am sleeping?
obscurity: **/5
(not too hard, but I think its easier to recognize if you actually hear the song)

7.(Korean) 하루 그 날은 너를 멍하니 볼 수 밖에 없었어, 그때는 너무 아파 휴~ 말 조차 할 수가 없었거든.
Translation: how the fuck do I know, I dont speak Korean.
obscurity: *****/5
(As you suspect its from a orginal soundtrack, there's a part where the guy sings alaasoooooo at the end. Which is the only word I recognize)

8. See there, past that far-off hill, A tower held in the sky
Hear there, in that dark blue night, The music calling us home
obscurity: ***/5
(one of my favorite singers, I would recognize this.. but I doubt any of you will)

9. Suddenly before my eyes, the user of the eeagle arrived. with them how my spirit sighs, paint the sky with stars.
obscurity: **/5
(first repeat! You should be able to easily get this if you can get 6)
</b></a>zhoxy</b>10. I walk the maze of moments, But everywhere I turn to
Begins a new beginning, But never finds a finish
Obscurity: **/5
(Jesus christ... I'm not gonna give a hint for this one... I dont believe it...)

Let the goodtimes roll

2007-11-09T12:43:23Z

As many of you know yesterday was my b-day, and I got some of my friends together and chilled. (it would have been alot bigger if all you punks not in davis came) Wait... lenny came but that was only on the weekend, we did eat some delicious Italian stuff though. Good times.

Anyway, for dinner Mark and our gang went to Cattlemans and I ordered Lobster (OMG SO GUUD). Then we went to David's GF's place to eat some delicious cake. Then we went back to our place to drink and chill... it was pretty damn fun. I was told that after I passed out YK drew on my face... then he poured beer on my face... to wake me up. Then they got someone to take a picture of three of us (look below), I was also told that after the picture I lunged towards david, trying to beat the crap out of him. But I was prompted held down by 5-6 people, who still had trouble keeping me still cus of my spartan strength.

Anyhow, here's some picture. We all had a blast, at-least from what I've heard.

Heaven or Hell! Round 2! FIGHT!

2007-10-24T11:44:02Z

So last weekend I went to berk... I drove there... on my bike... BUT, I took the country road, so its should be alot safer right? How wrong I was..... the first 85% of the trip was pretty cool, some of the best driving experience I've had. Until I went up a mountain... I have no idea why I had to go through a mountain... But I had to do... Ok, lets stop here and think of the worst possible condition for driving.

Downhill: Yeah, I was going down a pretty steep montain pass.

Darkness: Cant see anything, cant even see the hand infront of my eyes because it was night with no lamps on either side, the trees even blocked off the moon light. The beams on my bike could only show 2 meters infront of me, and even thats covered by light refecting off the rain.

Rain: Tons of it, had to shift my eye protecting thingie up since it made everything blurry, it didnt help that much since the rain was getting into my eyes instead now.

Oil: First rain in a long time on that mountain, so the road was too slippery to EVEN STAND ON.

Sharp corners: Know what hairpins are? Well there's about 1241 on that mountain, I had to constantly swirve from one turn to another.

Cold Temperature: It was freezing cold cus of the rain, my body was shaking and I was having a hard time keeping my handle still.

Death at every corner: There were no fences to prevent me from falling off the mountain (for the most part), and it was a longway down...

Anyway... I saw a sharp turn comming up, so I started breaking... and I skid for a full 5-6 seconds before going off road and crashing on the side of the road. I hurt my left wrist and bruised the left side of my pelvis, nothing broke I don think. My left turn signal got smashed to little peices again. Several cars saw the crash and stopped to see if I'm alright, some offered to call 911. Being the moron I am I immediatly stood up, not checking if I had anything broken, and told them that I was fine and to not be troubled by my little accident. A random guy actually came down from the mountains a minute later... turns out he heard my bike crash from where he lived, he helped me lift my bike back up (because at the time my left wrist was seriously out of commission). He offered to let me stay at his place and give me a ride back up to berk tommroow, I kindly refused, thinking that I already went 90% of the way... might as well bite down and go the last stretch. To which I did, cept I got lost because it was so dark that I couldnt read the street signs anymore, I cant even see them. I'm just going around blindly until I stopped and started waving at cars that drove past me, a nice azn lady stopped and asked me whats wrong, I told her I was lost.. and she said to follow her to the UCB campus.I did, and that was that. The conditions were so bad.. I donno how I only crashed once... It was just insane how bad the conditions were, I'm surprised I only crashed once! I mean, you couldnt even stood on the road! Thats how slippery the road was.

Here's some pics I took before, and I after I crashed. (I took somebefore to brag about how I didnt crash even though I went through this kind of hellish condition... but I guess that didnt work out)

Long time no see

2007-10-03T02:53:56Z

Hey peps, I didnt post anything all summer.... why? Because nothing TOO intresting came up.. well... maybe it did, but I'm too lazy to remember it now.

There's not much intresting things right now to post, I'm just saying I havnt forgotten about this LJ yet. For now I'll just post my day... pretty standard/boring crap. To make it abit more intresting I'll talk in 3rd person.

The alarm goes off, but our hero remains in bed, terrfied at the horror that would soon present itself, school. "Fuck, I'm just gonna hit the snooze" *10 minutes later* "One more time couldnt hurt" *10 minutes later* "Fuck, I'm gonna be late.". He rushes out of bed into the bathroom where he brushes his teeth while staring at himself in the mirror as if in a trance. "Fuck, this is my last hotpocket" said our hero as he somberly microwaved the last of his rations, he then takes out a almosted finished gallon bottle of apple juice from the fridge and proceeds to down it. "O YEEAHHH, APPLE JUICE FTW" Not long after, he started to feel intense pain building up in his stomach. "OwwWwWWW" Cried our hero as he rolled on the floor writhing in pain. It was then that he remembered he left the apple juice out for more than a day... witht the cap off..... in the living room. There was only one thing going through his mind as his conciousness slowly faded away. "WOHOOO I don have to go to school!"

Meaning of life

2007-07-31T10:12:45Z

I guess this kind of counts as a rant.

Anyway, I've been thinking, what is it that makes people happy? Being rich doesnt make you happy, nor does famous. You become numb to money and fame when you get enough of it, so what do people hope to acheive?

From reading various materials, I've concluded that the meaning of life is something that you find when you transcend time, when you lose yourself. What do I mean? We've all experienced it, when you're so engrossed in a book you dont realize you've been reading it for 7 hours, when you play badminton with friends for hours and when you're done you realize its dark already, when you work at something for hours upon hours didnt thought you only spent a fraction of the time working. The work time flys by fast, when you actually find meaning in what you do.

Childhood for example, for most people it went by really fast, thats because children are ignorant, and ignorance = bliss. It all becomes too complicated when you become an adult, you lose things, happyness comes in the form of mild amusement. For some people they escape through alchohol or narcotics, a sort of cheat to lose yourself. Others find meaning by doing things they like, they find that by dedicating themselves to that task, they find meaning in it, they feel like it was what they're mearnt to do.

The question is, are people predestined to have a job/goal that will make them happy? Or are they nurtured into a being that will find one thing that gives them meaning and hate another thing that would infact gives someone else meaning? That argument can go both ways.

Ops... look at the time... I have finals tommorow that I havent even began to study for... Guess I'll have to contine this another time, or maybe not.

Comming to a bargain bin near you!

2007-07-10T13:29:48Z

Haven't posted for a while, but I don't want to post useless junk... Many of you know I only like to have quality posts now... cept I'm too lazy most of the time to do one. I'm still pretty lazy, so I'm just gonna tell you guys about my guitar playing ventures this summer.

Its pretty cool so far, I broke 4 pix and skin is hardening on all my finger tips in my left hand. I have one song memorized right now and have the oppotunity of having 2 of my friends that can play bass/rhythm guitar with me when I need them to, no drummer =/.

Anyway, some of you guys may know the Japanese Rock/Pop sensation Yui. Inspired by her latest album "Cant buy my love". I decided I'm going to release one of my own. I'll have a songlist up soon.

No rest for the wicked, no rest for me either.

2007-06-05T10:58:03Z

Instead of sleeping when its a time like 4 am... (now)... I present you the photos of FANIME 07!!! The guy taking in the 2nd picture is the bi-sexual roomate that david had, at first I thought he was just a stalker that will rape and kill david once they're alone. But I was wrong, he didnt kill david.

EDIT: RESIZED!!!

A hobo in training

2007-05-25T00:14:09Z

Anyway, for those of you that havnt heard, I went to the sanjose convention center last friday for a ptq (card game tourny) on saterday. thats right, I went on FRIDAY, meaning I wondered around aimlessly walking for hours and hours from street corner to street corner.

two people befriended me on the way to sanjose, both on the amtrak. The first guy asked my friend and I to sit next to him. He was a white male around our age, dressed hip, and spoke in a gehtto manner. He told me that he hated cops and that he was on his was to his friend's funeral, turns out he had 8 close friends already killed... He then showed me a picture of his deceased friend (who is mexican), and told me he was killed in a drive-by. When it was his stop he asked us if we wanted pot, we kindly declined. Right after he left, a big mexican dude in his late thirties started talking to me... I noticed a teardrop tatoo next to his eye (a gang thing to show that you've killed a hellsangel or something). When I asked where he was going, he asked me a question inturn.

"you want the truth or a lie"
"ehh... truth?"
"Jail."
"nice...."

I didnt ask anymore questions and ended our converstation... my friend was surprised of how much of a ghetto magnet I am, I guess its cus of my new hair cut... maybe.

ANYWAY, we ate dinner in sanjose. Then we walked the streets, until we were too tired to walk, that was when we went to sleep on a bench... only to wake up an hour later almost frozen to death.... hobos dont have it easy. We got up, walked some more to the convention center and just sat inside (we werent alowed to sleep inside cus of a security guard).

So we played the ptq feeling like shit, I personally havnt slept for almost 3 days. We lost.

Since then I havnt lost my hobo skillz, just yestoday when I left my invisiline retainers in my napki in a resturant... I realized it 30 minutes later and ran back to get it.. only to find they had thrown it away already... so I asked for the huge trash bin to to dig through a MOUNTAIN of trash to find my retainers... somehow I found it in 3 seconds. +5 stats to Hoboness.

Alive and limping

2007-05-06T00:48:33Z

For those of you that are concerned, I'm fine. The leather jacket's padding really helped, and only my left knee got fked up abit. I didnt spend too much time editing, but comments are more than welcome.

(This happened in the parking lot... so I wasnt going very fast, its just something stupid I did)

weekend in berkeley

2007-05-01T01:14:45Z

First, I'm sorry tiff I didnt go w/ u to SF... I regreted it very much so later after I missed my amtrak back to davis and had to wait a couple hours.

Ok, so David and I headed over to berk to visit friends and have some fun. It was pretty late when we got there, and we were hungry. So we went to this thai place.

Ray: "I feel like something spicy".
David: "I'm just gonna get the padt thai".
Sylvan: "I tried their mild spicy plate here, its extreme spicy".

*waiter comes*

Ray: "I'll have this here *points to the most spicy item on the menu*, and I like it really spicy plz"

Waiter: "You want extra spicy? I'll make it so spicy you'll start crying"

Table next to us: "OMG, DONT GET THAT. We got it and we cant even it!"

Ray: "So yeah, bring it"

David: "OMG, this just became a challenge to my manhood! I'll have this thing here *points to something slightly less spicy* and make it spicy too! "

Jason: "this will not end well"

Long story short, I handeld my food although it was spicy enough to clog up my ears for a while, unclogged my nose from allergies too. While david got owned, lets just say some of what he ate ended up BACK on his plate.

But he ended up beating me in draft..... I'm not saying it was luck, because it is. But a win is a win =/.

My spring break confession

2007-04-02T02:36:58Z

If most of you dont already know, my closest friends (you know who you guys are) got themselves a girlfriend now. By all means I'm happy for them, but I'm also a person with pride, and my pride was hurt because I thought I would be the first one to get a girlfriend between us. I guess its cus I didnt really give any efforts to try and make it happen. Ofcourse, being the moron that I am I did something stupid, again.

Depressed because of my loveless life and my grades that I got back (I failed). I wanted to get wasted and just forget about everything, so my roomate and a couple of our friends take a trip to the casino that was near us. We stayed the night over in the hotel they provided. We got pretty drunk, and I told my friends the story about how all my friends got a girl before me, thats when one of them came up with a bright idea and made some calls. So there I was, about to pass out when a dozen escorts came through our door (we made more than enough that day to pay for it). Now... I was like "wtf", but since everyone else was pretty cool with it... hehe... So anyway, it would be a waste to pay them and have them come all the way out there and nothing happens. So I had first pick, since I never even kissed a girl before. I chose the cute young girl... and well... it was easier to do what I had to do after my friends all got busy. I never kissed her, I just had my way with her in a angry fashion. I think I grabbed her hair and told her to "go crazy bitch!" while it was happening.

I dont even need to put those two words at the end do I?

I might have over done it

2007-02-28T15:22:54Z

many sleepless nights.... to bring you... this crappy blog entry... I'm never doing it again. (Unless people actually think that this is awesome, leave a comment so I know what you think)

My Badminton Trip 2 weeks ago... In crappy Manga form.

raythebanisher @ 2007-02-07T04:02:00

2007-02-07T12:03:33Z

1) smoked
2) consumed alcohol
3) slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4) slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5) made out with someone of the opposite sex
6) had sex
7) had someone in your room of the opposite sex
8) watched porn
9) bought porn
10)done drugs

TOTAL: -

11) taken pain killers
12) taken someone else's prescription medicine
13) lied to your parents
14) lied to a friend
15) snuck out of the house
16) done something illegal
17) cut yourself
18) hurt someone
19) wished someone to die
20) seen someone die

TOTAL: -

21) missed curfew
22) stayed out all night
23) eating a carton of ice cream by yourself
24) been to a therapist
25) been to rehab
26) dyed your hair
27) received a ticket
28) been in an accident
29) been to a club
30) been to a bar

TOTAL: -

31) been to a wild party
32) seen the Mardi Gras
34) had a spring break in Florida
35) sniffed anything
36) wore black nail polish
37) wore arm bands
38) wore t-shirts with band names
39) listened to rap
40) own 50 cent cd

TOTAL: -

41) dressed gothic
42) dressed prep
43) dressed punk
44) dressed grunge
45) stole something
46) been too drunk to remember anything
47) blacked out
48) fainted
49) had a crush on your neighbor
50) had someone sneak into your room

TOTAL: -

51) snuck into some one else's room
52) had a crush on your best friend's significant other
53) been to a concert
54) dry humped someone
55) been called a slut
56) called someone a slut
57) installed speakers in your car
58) broke a mirror
59) showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
60) brushed your teeth with someone elses toothbrush

TOTAL: -

61) consider Ludacris your favorite rapper
62) seen an R rated movie in theaters
63) cruised the mall
64) skipped school
65) had an eating disorder
66) had an injury
67) gone to court
68) walked out of a restauraunt without paying
69) caught something on fire
70) lied about your age

TOTAL: -

71) owned an apartment
72) cheated on your boyfriend/girlfriend
73) cheated with someone
74) got in trouble with the police
75) talked to a stranger
76) hugged a stranger
77) kissed a stranger
78) rode in the car with a stranger
79) been sexually harrassed
80) been verbally harrassed

TOTAL: -

81) met face to face with someone you met online
82) stayed online for 12 hours straight
83) talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
84) watched tv for 12 hours straight
85) been to a fair
86) been called a bad influence
87) cursed
88) prank called someone
89) laid in the bed with someone of the opposite sex
90) cheated on a test

TOTAL: -

91) cheated on homework
92) held hands with someone of the opposite sex
93) been pushed into a pool
94) played pool
95) watched 5 hours of mtv straight
96) had a crush on someone 8 years older than you
97) had a crush on someone younger than you
98) worn eyeliner
99) skinny dipped
100)laughed at someone who was seriously hurt

Total: 51, you'll have to guess which 51 (hint, its anything that doesnt have anything that doesnt involve a girl)

I need to start my homework

2007-01-15T12:04:18Z

So my roomates and friends went to a tripclub today... they invited me... but I was oto reluctant to go... cus I had to return my PS3 so I can pay my rent this month (atleast thats my excuse anyway).

On the toppic, whats wrong with strip clubs? You go there, have a drink, and have titties rubbed in your face. Is it because it objectifys women? well.. thats not the reason I'm not going, I don care about that since I think that all women wants to be objectified to a certain extent. Is it because of money? well.. I just about lost $3000 in the last two days, so I wouldnt mind losing another $200 to have a good time. Then why?

I think this make-believe conversation would shed light into this matter:

Guy 1: "So ray, when was the first time you ever felt a girl up / grabbed some titties?"
Me: "At some strip bar dude, I paid freaking $200 for that shiet too! Balla!"

see?

The unplanned roadtrip to Seattle - Jesus and the police.

2006-12-25T07:51:22Z

(PHOTOS ADDED WHEN I GET IT FROM ANNA)

So there I was, back in fremont. One of the first things I did was to go eat lunch with friends (winnie jason, sylvan, etc), and chilling at Jason's place afterwards. So there I was, trying to play dota on Jason's computer when Yi Ims me, tellng me that she's eating sushi with her firends at Fuji's tommorow. That gave me a great idea, why not drive to davis from fremont just to eat some sushi? Jason liked the idea, god knows why. So we went, we crashed at my place that night, and I almost forgot to turn the heat/ computer off for the next ~2 weeks when I left, I went back when I remembered I didnt turn the computer off and found out I didnt turn the heat off either.

Anyway, we go eat sushi with yi and friends (Wendy and Anna). Then after lunch we had no idea what to do next, we all kinda had some free time. So someone suggested walmart (since Wendy never been there before). Then out of the blue Anna came out with the idea of going to Walmart on our way to Seattle or rather, a trip to Seattle, Jason said it sounds good, Wendy is unsure, Yi is unsure/leaning to wards going, I claim neutrality. After 10 minutes of discussion, we decided if we discussed anymore we will end up not going, so we started driving then and there.

After a couple hours of driving we reached Oregon, and we stopped for gas there. I stayed behind to guard the car while the rest went inside to buy food/drink and use the rest room. So there I was, leaning against the car when a lady in her 40s walks out of the store with a plate full of chocolate fudge.

Lady:"Do you like fudge?"
Me: "sure"
*hands me the plate full of homemade fudge with a card in the middle"
Lady: "merry christmas"
me: "eh... thanks."
*she walks away*

I open the card to find a x-mas card and a $50 gift card to Walmart from... Jesus!! When everyone got back they found me holding a plate full of fudge, which we shared. It was good.

Jason: "You know this could be laced with Pcp"
Me: "indeed"
Jason: "guess we're stopping at Walmart for sure"
Me: "yub"

So we go to walmart, and guess what I find there? An unsold PS3! So in essence I got here because of jesus, he guided me to the last PS3! Woot! Another guy asks if there were anymore PS3s right after I bought it, he got owned. It was kinda scary holding the PS3 outside in the open, and later on around the motel, as I've heard many many stories of people getting jumped holding it.

So after 12 horus of Jason driving in the rain we finally arrived in Seattle, and we looked for a place to stay. The first place was a nice cozy place near down town, $64. Yi said no, we move on. Only to find that after driving 1 hour we still cant find another place to stay at, so we stopped at a gas station at what looks to be the ghettoest looking part of the town to ask the people inside. when we looked into the gas station we found a Indian dude surrounded by 5 black guys.

Jason: "maybe this isnt such a great idea."
Me: "chill dude, I'm sure they're all friends. I'll ask, k? But just incase, keep the engine running"

I ask for directions and found that the guys in there were very helpful, dispite looking like they were going rob the place at any second. I was right in that they were all friends, including the Indian guy.

We go towards that direction and found a motel, a very run down ghetto looking hotel. That ended up costing us the same price because Jason parked right infront of the main office with us in full view as he asked for a room for one, ofcourse I had to trip off his car alarm as he was asking the guy for the room for one, and ofcourse when they called into the room later Wendy had to answer it. Anyway, this is where the fun part starts.

Jason: "I'm going out for a walk"
Me: "I'll go with you dude, less chance of getting jumped if there's 2 of us"

So we go out, walked until we're like a block away from the motel, and Jason takes out a pipe and starts smoking some weed. I was like, ok, whateva, Jason's had a long day. It was then that I heard skidding behind us.

A car is heading towards us in what seemed like full speed, I thought it was going to ram us when it came to a sudden stop. And Jason and I realized it was just a cop car, then after a sec we realized "O SHIT! Its a cop car!"

Cop: "HANDS ON THE CAR MOTHAFUKAS*!"
*we put our hands on the car*
Cop: "ARE YOU MOTHAFUKAS* STUPID!?!? DONT YOU KNOW BETTER THAN SMOKING RIGHT INFRONT OF A COP!?!?" (*mofo added for dramtic effect)
*turns out we were in their patrol car's spotlight for quite a while*
Cop: "Keep you hands on the car"
*they pat us down*
Cop: "you got anymore narcotics on you?"
Jason: "no, just that abit of weed that I already smoked"
*they asks for our driver's licenses and ask the usual questions, we comply*
Cop: "you guys know you're in crackhead central right?"
*I bust out laughing for a reason unknown to even myself, not the smartest thing when the cops are suspecting us os taking crack, but the cops didnt seem to mind, and soon we started talking, and we told them of how we got here, and our trip so far*
Cop: "So we're gonna let you guys go this time, we could have put you two in Jail for trafficing, but there wasnt that much on you guys."
Me: "Wait... so I would have gone to jail too? even though I was just walking with him?"
Cop: "yub"
Me: "holy shit!"
*we said thanks/bye to the cops and made a mad dash for our motel*

The next day was alittle more mundane, we encountered the cops once more when Jason made a illegal right turn infront of them. BUt this time the cops saw someone else first and went after them instead. Seattle was cold... cold and desolate, just like my heart.

We went to the sky needle as night was drawing near, then went shopping, where I bought a cool jacket at old navy. After shopping we made our way back to crackhead central, or as we like to call it, home.

So there were, back in our motel room, kinda expecting what happened next.

Jason: "there's a woman screaming somewhere around here"
Me: "waa?"
*I go outside*
Woman: "AHH, HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP ME! AHH!!! HELP!!..."
Jason: "lets go back inside"
Me: "good idea"

So cops started arriving, an ambulance came too.... Jason asked the ambulance whats up but they didnt not give out much info. we sleep.

The next day we woke up around 10am and started driving back right away, on the way we ran into the police again ofcourse, this time Jason got a ticket for speeding.

So that was our trip... I might have left out some important things like wondering around the city lost, the lak of fish in the aquarium we visted, the dock we visted, or how crappy the chai at the coffee house in Seattle tasted or all the kind of weird sophisticated stuff we ended up talking about in the 25-6 hours of time being on the road. But meh, what do you guys think? Was this time well spent? I think so.

raythebanisher @ 2006-12-12T22:28:00

2006-12-13T06:28:36Z

so the letter F huh.... muhuhHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA

1. Final Fantasy
2. Failure
3. False hope
4. Fatigue
5. Friends
6. Fender
7. Full house
8. Flush
9. Fading
10. F**k! (don tell me you didnt see that comming)

and so another day passes by

2006-12-09T10:54:08Z

My cell phone broke. Thats right, my razor v3 broke for no apprent reason. Was... what I thought 5 minutes ago, found out it was the battery that broke.
On to other news.

From watching alot of nhk I realized that I might be a Hikikomori (a social recluse). Not that I'm a anti-social, just my habits resemble that of a Hikikomori. lets see...

really really filthy room: Check
Dishes in sink from last month: check
Spening time at apart instead of going to class: check
No direction in life: check
Kicked out of school: soon.. mabye?

If you watch nhk you'll know what I'm talking about. Funny thing is, one of my closest friends is a lame aniota friend just like in nhk, also my other closest friend takes freaking depressents just like someone in nhk too. The only thing that I'm missing is girls, in real life, if you dont go out of your apartment door. You wont find any girls.

But you know what? Tommorow never dies. ... is the most crappy James bond movie. Who knows, I might river a one-outer tommorow to change my life around.

was gonna take a couple pictures of my aprt... but found out the battery in that camera is F***ed up too, gives me error when I try to use flash. And wont work without me plugging it into the wall... sigh...

I live another day

2006-11-29T00:06:55Z

So... most of you know that I went snowboarding last weekend right? Well I did. I got up at freaking 4:10am and left with Jason (han), YK, and YK's parents for tahoe. I never been snowboarding in my life, so I was pretty stooked about the aspect of me pwning the slopes.

We arrived around 8:20 am, and Getting the gear, getting the ticket took THREE HOURS!!! YK and I decided we would buy our gear next time before we go. So we went up the mountain (FREAKING COOOOLD), and Jason started talking about how scary its gonna be when I see the slope I'm gonna go down on. So we arrived at the top, and I must admit, it was pretty high. But not high enough for a person that no longer fears death. So I took the initiative and jumped out on to the decline... only to fall on my face. It was then we learned that this was a intermediate/expert slope... beginners slope wasnt open today...

Snowboarding experience:
YK: Couple times
Jason: Once
Me: Nada

so yeah, YK went ahead of Jason and I. I was surprised to find that Jason had more trouble than me not falling. With time, I slowly made my way down hill, besides hitting a tree, 3 people, and narrowly avoiding the metal machine that blew out fake snow (by narrow I mean like the thing freaking scraped up against me)I kept on falling to the side and had to claib back to the middle using my arms. Finally, I figured out how to not fall... BUT, you know how normally you make cuts on the snow as you're going down to reduce speed right? well I didnt know how to do that, instead I knew how to bend my knees and go in a str8 line... and in no time I ZOOMED past everyone at aprox 80 mph, I coudlnt see detail anymore, only big blurs.

Then I saw a big sign that had "SLOW" written on it. I was like "hm... why cant I see the slope beyond that sign?" I found out why soon enough as I literally flew in the air for a sec before landing on the 40 degree decline. I was once again, gaining speed.

I swirved to miss a couple people then tried to do what some people were doing, putting their board in the T shape against the snow while leaning back to reduce speed. It kinda worked, would have worked perfectely too if I wasnt going so fast, snow ended up building underneeth the board and it eventually made the board come to a complete SUDDEN stop, so I flew over the pile of built up snow, did a back flip in the air, landed on my back, did one more backflip on the ground (cus of the momentum), and I came to a stop. I crashed one more time, into the fence they had in the finish line... thats right, I took out 1/4 of the fence they had at the finish line. Funny thing was, after I took down the fence, a guy right infront of me saw me lying on the ground and said "Safe" while doing the baseball safe motion. I gave him a thumbs up.

Time it took to get down:
YK: 25 minutes
Me: 40 minutes
Jason: 1 hour 50 minutes

Thats right, I ate a full meal before Jason came down.

the 2nd time it was alot better, I learned how to slow down using the T motion, and learned how to turn on command half way through it too.

Time it took to get down:
Me: 15 minutes
YK: 45 minutes (He decided to stay behind and help Jason)
Jason: N/A (he never got down, guess he gave up halfway through and a emergency snow mobile came and took him down)

It was fun times.

YK (& Jason) drinking a light beer.

Me peer pressured into drinking with them.

Brightened my day...

2006-11-14T12:42:28Z

Almost died from laughter.... Starts of wierd, but gets really better.

Girl: Hi
Boy: hello
Boy: who is this?
Girl: just a someone?
Boy: A someone I know?
Girl: nope
Boy: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
Girl: well sorrrrrry
Girl: I just wanted to chat with you
Boy: why?
Girl: nevermind your an asshole
Boy: Hey wait a minute
Girl: yes?
Boy: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
Girl: paranoid?
Boy: yes
Girl: of what?
Girl: me?
Boy: No. I'm in hiding.
Girl: LOL
Boy: Don't fucking laugh at me!
Boy: This shit is serious!
Girl: What are you hiding from?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: gimme a fucking break
Boy: I'm serious.
Girl: I don't get it
Boy: The cops are after me.
Girl: For what?
Boy: I'm wanted in three states
Girl: For???
Boy: It's kindof embarrasing.
Boy: I had sex with a turkey.
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You are fucking sick.
Boy: Send me your picture.
Girl: why?
Boy: so I know you aren't one of them.
Girl: One of what?
Boy: The cops.
Girl: I'm not a cop i told you
Boy: Then send me your picture.
Girl: hold on
Boy: Hurry up.
Boy: Are you there?
Boy: fuck you, cop!
Girl: Hey sorry
Girl: I had to do something for my mom.
Boy: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
Boy: When really you were notifying the authorities.
Boy: Weren't you!?
Girl: thats not it
Boy: Then what?
Girl: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
Boy: Most cops aren't
Girl: IM NOT A FUCKING COP YOU DICKHEAD!
Boy: Then send me the picture.
Girl: fine. What's your e-mail?
Boy: Just send it through here.
Girl: alright *PIC*
Girl: Did you get it?
Boy: Hold on. I'm looking.
Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?
Girl: that hurt my feelings.
Boy: Did it?
Girl: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
Boy: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
Girl: yes
Boy: Alright let me find it.
Girl: kks
Boy: Okay here it is. *PIC*
Girl: this isn't you.
Boy: I'll be damned if it ain't!
Girl: You don't look like that.
Boy: How the hell do you know?
Girl: cause your profile has another picture.
Boy: The profile pic is a fake.
Boy: I use it to hide from the cops.
Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go fuck yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture
Boy: Now my dick won't get hard for a week.
Girl: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
Girl: You've done nothing but slam me.
Girl: you hurt me.
Boy: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
Girl: I thought you were bullshitting me!
Boy: Why would I do that?
Girl: I can't believe that cops are after you
Boy: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
Girl: FUC YOU!!!
Boy: You'd break both of his legs.
Girl: You're a FUCKing asshole.
Girl: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
Girl: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
Boy: Ok. I'm sorry.
Girl: No you aren't
Boy: You're right. I'm not.
Boy: HAARRRRR!
Girl: I'm done with you
Boy: Aww. I'm sorry.
Girl: I'm putting you on ignore
Boy: Wait a sec
Boy: We got off on the wrong foot.
Boy: Wanna start over?
Girl: No
Boy: I'll eat your pussy
Girl: You'll what?
Boy: You heard me.
Boy: I said I'd eat your pussy.
Girl: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
Boy: Do I need a hard-on to eat your pussy?
Girl: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
Boy: Well I'm not like most men.
Boy: I get excited in different ways.
Girl: Like what?
Boy: Do you really wanna know?
Girl: I don't know
Boy: You have to tell me yes or no.
Girl: I'm afraid to
Boy: Why?
Girl: cause
Boy: cause why?
Girl: well lets see
Girl: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
Girl: doesn't that seem strange to you?
Boy: Nope
Girl: well its strange to me
Boy: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
Girl: I didn't say that
Boy: So is that a yes?
Girl: I guess so.
Boy: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
Boy: Are you willing?
Girl: What do you need me to do?
Boy: I need you talk like a pirate.
Girl: ???
Boy: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
Boy: ok?
Boy: Hello?
Girl: You can't be serious
Boy: Oh yes I am!
Boy: It's my fantasy.
Girl: this is retarded
Boy: Do you want it or not?
Girl: Yes I want it.
Boy: Then you'll do it for me?
Girl: sure
Boy: Ok. Here we go.
Boy: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
Boy: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
Boy: I softly begin to tounge your wet pussy.
Boy: I run my tounge up and down your smooth slit.
Girl: mmmm yeah
Boy: uh oh ...going limp.
Girl: Har
Boy: You gotta do better than that!
Boy: Your picture was really bad.
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your pussy get more moist with every stroke.
Boy: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
Boy: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
Boy: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
Girl: mmmmmm you are good
Boy: I feel your thighs tighten as I suck harder
Boy: going limp
Girl: HARRRRRRR
Boy: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
Boy: You begin to sway back and forth.
Boy: going limp
Girl: this is stupid
Boy: ...still limp
Boy: Do it!
Girl: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
Boy: I turn you around to lick your asshole.
Boy: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
Boy: I see shit nuggets hanging from the hair around your asshole.
Girl: WTF?!?!?
Boy: They stink really bad.
Girl: OMG STOP!!!
Boy: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
Boy: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
Boy: I ram it up your ass.
Girl: YOURE A FUCKING PYSCHO!!
Boy: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
Boy: And turn you into a fucking candy apple...
Boy: I kick you in the face!
Girl: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!!
Boy: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
Boy: Your parrot flys away.
Boy: ...going limp again.
Boy: Hello?
Boy: Say it!
Boy: HAARRRRRR!!!!

B-day!

2006-11-07T20:30:47Z

Its my Birthday today!!! Byt since its a school day I wont have a party or anything T_T.. or will I..... Anyway, I'm going back to fremont this weekend. I'll get a couple people together and we'll have a blast... hopefully.

Edit: So I turned off my cell phone after my phone went "KIMIGANAI NAWA HOHSINIIIII..." In the middle of my midterm... Just turned it back on at 5pm... I got 4 new voice mails and a text msg.

Msg 1: "Yo Bitch Happy Birth day!" -David
Msg 2: "blah blah, your dentist appoint is tommo *click* (msg deleted)" -Mom
Msg 3: "blah blah, what are you going to do.. how are you going to get ba- *click* (msg deleted)" -Mom
Msg 4: "Hey Ray, its Yi, just saying happy b-day, etc" -Yi
Text Msg: *Happy Bday!* -Jess

I feel loved... people didnt forget about me T_T.

LOL

2006-10-31T07:31:11Z

Just lost my tuition money in poker! How you ask? Well... it includes me losing like 50 hands in a row when I'm a 90+% favorite to win. With each pot over $200 each. So thats like.... $10,000 I dont have right now. $5,000 of which is my own money. So eh... how do I go to school next semester? I donno. What I do know is that I fucked up my bathroom door up! funny isnt it? Yeah!! REAL FUCKING FUNNY! LOLOLOL! My fist is bleeding as I'm typing this, LOL, FUNNY SHIT! LOLOLOLOL. Look at the funny degenerate! I deserve this! LOL! I'll post pictures of my door and hand soon! LOL!

watch as I penerate through rock bottom

2006-10-25T07:37:33Z

Actual post:

Some fags smeared dog shit on our door, like ALOT of dog shit... so now our door smells like shit... they also had dog shit on our doornob... My roomates and I have a VERY good idea of who did this...

I have a messege for those fags.

Rant:

This freaking sucks, my ecn 100 class dropped me cus they had too many ppl.. the $28 and $170 I paid for aplia and text book are wasted.... Further more...my freaking ecs40 lab partner left me.. for a smarter guy, so I had to drop that too. In poker... well, I busted... everything... bank, poker accounts, netteller...cant play without someone spotting me money (I knew this was comming).